Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008

Hadn’t been to PHX in a...

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jerikson40
Sep 17, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Hadn’t been to PHX in a very long time, and hadn’t been to Blue Moon since forever, when there was a very hot, older Cambodian girl with a banging body who went by Trek (?) and totally rocked my world. But that was many years ago, and just that image brought me back to Blue Moon during a recent business trip. I normally hang out at the high mileage, $10 lap dance clubs around LA, so the 3 for $41 system at BML was giving me some hesitation, especially when there’s no dancing for the first two. But recalling how well Trek handled things, I headed back for a midweek, early afternoon visit.

It’s in a nasty part of town, but that’s great for me. Adds to the experience. What also added to the experience was that fact that I was insanely horny, and had popped a viagra before arriving. So my dick was poking a straight-up tent in my super loose, commando short-shorts. And I didn’t give a damn if anyone noticed. It’s a nasty club, in a nasty area, so act appropriately. Needless to say I was on something of a hair trigger.

So I walked in from the bright sun and tried to reconstruct the interior based on my last visit and the subsequent remodelling. And then gave up, cause I couldn’t see squat. So I went and sat down and chilled a bit while my eyes tried to adjust. I think they had just opened, cuz I didn’t see any other customers. But over time I counted 4 dancers, a couple Latinas, a black girl, and a bleached blonde. And I don’t know if it was my enhanced state of excitement and rigidity, but 3 of the 4 girls looked really hot. I’m not much of a fan of blondes, but this blond chick has some big nasty tits and a nice body, and I do like long, bleached blonde hair. And the black girl also had a banging body and massive tits, so I was instantly in heaven. And when the latina came out of the dressing room, she was not quite as hot, but still do-able. But the other latina was pretty much a throwaway.

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