I was traveling on I-75 from...

I was traveling on I-75 from south Florida and it was beginning to get near lunch time so I asked the driver if there was anywhere interesting to eat around here. He said, “Do you mean a good restaurant, or do you mean somewhere interesting?” Now that got my attention. I asked what he meant and he said, “Look out the window for the next few minutes.” After about a minute we passed a sign which said, “We Bare All!” He said, “I don’t know about you but I call that interesting” Well, I do too. So I said let’s stop when we get there and I will buy you lunch.

When we got there it looked like a building in the middle of nowhere there was only this place and a gas station/convenience store across the road. It was early afternoon and there were only a few cars in the parking lot. He parked the car and we went in. As we entered the person in a little glass booth said they only had two waitresses on and the dancers for the next shift had not come in yet so they were not charging for admittance. We went in and found a seat. There were only a couple of other customers. There were two waitresses both totally nude. There was no music playing and the dance area was empty. One of the waitresses gave us menus, and said some other girls would be in soon. She had on a garter with a button which said she did lap dances. The menu was basic diner food, nothing really special. I asked the driver if he had been here before and he said, “Yes, a couple of times.” I asked about the food, he told me he really came for the ladies and not the food. Once I had eaten I knew why. Okay for diner food but nothing special. If you came here for the food you are in the wrong place.

While we were eating some girls came in and went through the diner to a dressing room in the back. By the time we had finished a couple of girls were out of the dressing room and ready to dance. Once the dancers were on the floor the waitresses put on shorts and tank tops. One of the dancers went to the juke box and put in some money then went to dance. The other one came over to our table and asked it that was our limo in the parking lot. The driver looked at me and I said, “It’s his limo, I just hired it for the day.” I guess this impressed her as she sat right down next to me. She told me her name and asked mine. I told her I was called “Doc” and introduced her to the driver (who will remain nameless in case his wife ever reads this)