I went to Teasers for a...

I went to Teasers for a night out with a group of co-ed friends and it was, an a word, interesting. The first thing we noticed was that cover prices were different for males and females: Men were charged $12 while women were charged only $8. The ladies in our group decided that this was because they "obviously wouldn't enjoy it as much."

Past the lobby doors, you enter the main room complete with a collection of cocktail tables and chairs, the stage, and couches lining the room's perimeter. The club is small and a bit seedy, but not disgusting or visibly unclean. It just isn't...Nice. It was around 11pm on a Thursday night and things were reasonably busy. It wasn't crowded per say, but there were definitely more patrons than our group had expected for a random Thursday in August. We settled in with a couple of drinks (moderately priced, reasonably stiff) and scoped out the talent. There were about 8 or so girls on rotation (working the room/floor and doing stage dances) and a collection of three or so others who weren't giving dances or approaching people, but who obviously worked there. Maybe they were training? Most of the girls we saw were, unfortunately, not very attractive. They seemed to range in age from 21-38 with a myriad of body types and issues galore: stretch marks, c-section scars, FUPAS, cellulite, a general (likely drug-fueled) glazed over look, etc. All races. Teasers doesn't seem to discriminate. There were, however, three beautiful girls who stood out from the crowd with tight bodies and beautiful faces. These girls were definitely making BANK as they scored the most singles on stage and, when they weren't on stage, were almost ALWAYS giving a table or couch dance or being whisked away to VIP.

The girls in the rotation danced for four songs each time they were on stage. Some stayed completely clothed through the second dance and some took off everything right away. Most of the ladies focused on being seductive and sensual, but the two aforementioned "high rollers" were extremely athletic and climbed and spun around the pole with skill. Very impressive!