This has got to be one...

This has got to be one of the worst run strip clubs I have ever come across. Dude at the door goes out to answer his cell...leaves customers waiting to get in...and there was no cover. Why the DJ didn't just wave the guys in? I have no idea. The bartender was too busy texting to get me a beer when I walked in. She took the time to finish her text before serving three of us. The girls are a mix between minor league classification. Two were a B, one was a C, one a D and one an absolute F. She was a mess. Big gut and a voice like Fran Dresher. If I owned this place I would be doing some major rehiring. No cell phones at work. None of the customers want to watch you text it out with your deadbeat boyfriend. Of the five girls "working" only two seemed to be actually looking to make money. Blondie would dance on stage. Sit by the DJ and then hide in the back. Two others were also MIA. Of the two trying to make money...one was Fran Dresher mentioned above and the other was a cute brunette named Natalie..only problem with Natalie is that she overcharged for her dances by $10. It's a shame too. I usually tip them $20 but not when I know they just tried to rip me off.

Saddest part of this review is that it is probably the best this depressing, dying town has to offer. I wonder what it was like when people still used film and Xerox was the only game in town for copiers.