My normal rule of thumb when...

My normal rule of thumb when visiting a club is to take a smorgasbord approach: first, take a look at everything that's on display, and then sample a wide variety of the most appetizing items available. Sometimes rules are meant to be broken, however, and that was certainly the case when I visited MV a few weeks back. 

I arrived at around 5 pm, the lull between the day and night shifts. I would guess there were 10-12 dancers on shift at the time, and an equal number of patrons. So I had little trouble finding a place to sit. Soon after ordering a bottled water (as everyone probably knows, MV serves no alcohol), an early 20-something busty blonde in a teensy white bikini approached. Since I had just arrived, my normal response would have been to politely decline company at this time and explain that I needed some time to settle in. But after my first glance at her piercing eyes, radiant smile, lustrous jawline-length blonde hair, and mind-bogglingly spectacular figure, I knew an exception had to be made. Unlike many MV dancers, this unearthly beauty didn't just do just a "Wanna dance?" approach. Instead, she sat and chatted with me for about 20 minutes before asking if I'd like a dance, exhibiting genuine sweetness and a delightful personality. At this point, how could I say no? 

Initially, I agreed to buy 2 dances. But once she started to work her magic - gyrating oh so seductively in my lap, generously flaunting her remarkable enhanced breasts - I was powerless to bring things to a halt. Pretty soon, I had obliterated the dance budget I had set for myself. But never had overspending been so worth it! Finally, after receiving numerous two-way contact dances whose awesomeness was off the charts, I had to (grudgingly) call it quits. But, wow! What a time it was!