The first club I ever went...

The first club I ever went to was the Bush when it was full nude. Much tamer now, but if you're in Utah you know your choices are limited. I was shocked at how hot a few of the girls were though, and how cheap the crowd was. For just a couple extra bucks of tipping, you could get all the attention you wanted, and they straddle you while on stage to collect. Not too bad. And sometimes leaving a tiny piece of clothing over their privates makes it so minimal that you get the picture, but still enough that it teases you and makes them hotter than just the full nude deal.

So I went VIP, which I didn't really even realize was an option going in, but they offer small private rooms for lap dances. It was only 90-120 bucks for a half hour (including tip) I think, and you go in a room with a couch and the door shut. I thought it was going to be the best experience I have had, but a few things took away. Sure she was rather friendly and let my hands go, but clothes stayed on and it wasn't even close to 30 minutes, more like 15-20, but I didn't argue, just said thanks and left. I don't know if they have cameras in there or if you just have to pick the right girl, but seems like it could be a little better. I went with an "8", but there were definitely "friendlier" girls that approached. Maybe I chose poorly.