I noticed the lack of reviews...

I noticed the lack of reviews and the other club i went to today only had 1 dancer so I thought WTF I will go there. I now know why there are not a lot of reviews for this place. It is tucked in amongst the off site airport parking places, Not a lot of locals go there. this place looks like it was originally an off site airport office/ meeting center that some one said shit we could put a strip club in here the main floor area feels like the multipurpose room at high school or the gym that is currently set up for stripping. the stage looked like a lunch counter that someone had thrown a piece of plywood and painted the bar looked like a soulless bar one could find in any sports stadium, they had moving lights that were set to random so it never actually light up the stage the "main stage" is where the second should be and vice versa. I wonder what they do with all of the left over portions of the diet coke cans and who gets to get the money from the recycling, Sorry I paid 4.75 for less than 12 ounces of diet coke. The chairs where to start, fuck it, they were the worst chairs I have ever sat in at a stripclub.

Before I get started talking about the tallent I will let you in on a weird thing I do on my way into the club. I look at the review mirrors and dash boards of all the cars on my way in. I find this is helpful to gather information about who/ what you will see once you go inside. Loads of mardi gras beads is always a good sign. several cars with similar logo and paraphernalia never a good thing.

Well on my way in I saw something that truly disturbed me. A local high school parking permit that was valid this year still. (ITS AUGUST that means it is CURRENT) Now I know it doesnt mean there is some kid working in there, It could be someone's mother/father/brother/sister/cousin who borrowed a car or it could be faculty or staff all of which is perfectly reasonable. Shit still makes me shake my head.