The thing about this club is...

The thing about this club is that as soon as you walk in, a random girl just sits and starts talking to you, and I'm friendly, so I'll talk. Then when they ask for a dance 10 minutes later, I'm too nice to say no. So I end up getting dances with whoever just sits down with me, whether or not I think they're hot. One time I even told the girl "you can sit here, but I'm not getting a dance with you", but after she chatted with me for forever, I felt bad, so I said yes to the dance. I need to be more of a dick!

Anyway, I got dances with: Isis (nothing special), Luscious (a little better), and Jess (best). Jess has an exotic face and nice slim body, but horrible, rock-hard bolt-ons. She gives a nasty dance though.

BTW Luscious told me she's 34 and has 8 kids!