Tuesday afternoon is 10bux lap dance...

Tuesday afternoon is 10bux lap dance day, so I thought I should check it out. So glad I did. Quite possibly the shortest time I've ever spent in a strip club. Now while I didn't get a single $10 dance, within 5 minutes of walking in, paying the cover, and buying a beer at the bar, I was approached by three lovely ladies. First two I said, No just chillin', maybe later. The third lady, a lovely brunette, with a hot body, and nice natural C+ just sat down next to me and said, Hi, how you doin? I said, just wonderful, much better now, how about you? She said, Bored, Lonely and Horny. I said, I hate when that happens. Within 10 words she explained that needed to put a possession of mine into a possession of hers. And I said, wow what a coincidence, I need to do that too!! We negotiate a deal for the exchange of possessions and off to the VIP. As described before, Bogart's VIP area is a small dark area with small curtained booths and a standard bar chair, 10bux wristband. I offered the chair to her so she wouldn't scuff her knees, but she declined. Well in around three songs I had given her a nice part of me and received a napkin wipe up and I was out to the bar to finish my beer. Two ladies approached me in that short time, but had to decline, as it would be like trying to play pool with a piece of rope. Out the door and down the road in about 20 minutes total. Not that that I was in a hurry, just worked out that way.