I made another jaunt to Brad’s...

I made another jaunt to Brad’s Brass Flamingo on a weeknight and stayed from about 7pm to 11pm. The doorman asked me to lift up my sport jacket to prove I wasn’t packing heat. Come on, did he actually think I was a thug? The club was only about a quarter full when I arrived, but two-thirds full by the time I departed. Most customers were groups of guys drinking, smoking, and loitering. Every day they’ll run some type of special with either small 32-ounce pitchers or 23-ounce glasses of either an Anheuser-Busch product or Goose Island 312. The best deal in terms of drinks is getting a large pitcher. A large pitcher of Budweiser or Bud Light pitcher is like $11.75. If I am solo, one large pitcher will last me the whole evening and keep the waitresses out of my hair.

While I do not agree that the Brass Flamingo is a Top 20 nationally, it is still one of the best in Indianapolis because there are always a lot of dancers working any given night (30-40), and usually anywhere from 20-50% of them are up to my standards. So on any given night, I know there will be at least a few ladies I find desirable. This particular visit, I gave a mixed dancer named Winter a try. She was a good grinder. The more dances I bought, the nastier she got. About four songs in, it was apparent she was trying to get me to bust a nut as she was pressing up harder against me, thrusting at a more vigorous pace. We were literally fucking, using my pants and her g-string as contraception.

Half-hour VIP’s work out cheaper than $20/song lap dances, but privacy is barely better in the VIP area than the lap dance area. Six private VIP booths are available at double the price of a regular VIP, but nothing happens back there. This is a clean club. Be warned that the 30 minutes is timed by the dancer looking at a clock on the wall. Generally, they will cut you short to around 25 minutes. One time I had a dancer that actually insisted using the timer on her cell phone to make sure I got the full amount of time. Not only was she a dirty dancer, but she wanted to make sure you got your money’s worth. Great customer service is a rarity in the performing arts.