I have visited Teaser's a few...

I have visited Teaser's a few times. This is a smallish club with nice ambiance, relaxed dancers and discrete bouncer presence. No valet, plentiful street parking, $12 cover. There is no day shift, and even though the opens at 7 it is usually pretty slow until 10-11pm. Fridays and Saturdays get lots of the student crowd, and the most dancer variety.

The dancers are friendly and some are quite pretty- again I would recommend visiting on Friday/Saturday. This particular visit I went upstairs to the private rooms (more like booths with curtains, and there is camera surveillance) with Violet, a curly blonde German/Native American with a great smile, big hazel eyes and slender all-natural body. $100 gets you 10 minutes of good grinding and liberal two-way contact (usual restrictions apply- no extras or kitty access in my experience). This is the case with pretty much every dancer I've tried. Downstairs dances are much more tame.

Overall, well worth the time. I often just go to unwind with a drink and a chat.