Came in late on a Wednesday...

Came in late on a Wednesday night on my way to a nearby hotel. There were only three dancers in the place, and I was the only patron. The good news is that I got a lot of attention - like red meat dropped among hungry lions. The bad news is that I really didn't want it from the dancers who were there. One was older, the second was heavy, and the third was just unattractive. I ordered a drink, and bought one for each of them. I got a table dance from each of them - nothing special there - and then, pleading the lateness of the hour, I left as soon as I decently could. It might be better some other evening or time, but I was not impressed.