I visited here on 8/23/12 it...

I visited here on 8/23/12 it was my first time in TJ! While I was in San Diego on business I decided to give a shot. Thanks to the reviews on TUSCL I was able to navigate through Mexico and be prepared for what to expect. I decided on Adelita's based on preference. I took a comfortable and hassle-free trolley ride from downtown SD to the border. Once across the border, my cab driver spoke good English and provided insightful advice and alternative options for fun. $5 ride one-way.

Upon my arrival to Adelita's, I walked into a run of the mill strip club setup. I was quickly offered help by waiters who sat me right at the front door. (ok) After ordering a beer and once my eyes adjusted I could see a fairly empty club with women hanging about. I was approached by an attractive healthy Dominican woman #1. She was my type but not what I wanted on this inaugural trip to TJ. We made small talk for a bit as I sipped my beer and then I got rid of her and changed location for a better view of the entire club and all of the girls. I was again approached by an attractive woman #2 who didn't fit the bill for what I wanted. We barely communicated because of the language barrier but I bought her a drink to be nice. While talking to #2 I spotted a girl who I wanted on the stage! I got rid of #2 and when stage girl #3 was done I gestured for her to come over and she did. She was friendly and spoke a bit more English but I quickly learned that some of her assets were flawed. (bummer) She was a cutie who was petite and yummy but I targeted in on her scrumptous ass and then the flaw. As I grabbed both cheeks she removed my hand from her left cheek. Apparently, she had implants...really??!! Turnoff...I imagined slapping and bouncing on that ass for sure. So...she worked really hard to get me upstairs but I was annoyed now. I entertained her until I saw woman #4. She was very attractive and blonde but the kicker was her killer voluptuous body! (Jessica Rabbit esque) #4 spoke no English other than "sucky" "fucky"! Bingo...I win! $60 for 30 minutes plus $12 for the room. Can't beat the costs.

Once upstairs she was sexy but almost too robotic and somewhat inexperienced. We did the deed and I had fun but because of the language barrier I couldn't ask detailed questions beforehand and should have called my waiter over for help. If I get the chance to back I'll do better...practice makes perfect. This place is a must visit! All totaled I spent $120 which included roundtrip trolley fare...roundtrip taxi in TJ (w/tip), drinks for myself and 3 women and room, girl and cleaner tip.