As an old regular at Saries,...
As an old regular at Saries, I was excited to see what improvements had been made. I have been to many a club in my day - and let me tell you.....this was, hands down, the WORST EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD. I got there at 12:15am. The girl at the desk said it was $20 to get in. I informed her that the official website says $15 after midnight on weekends. She said "Its $20". So I thought "well...this better be good!" The building was nice and clean, and thats where the good part stopped. There were about 10 dancers, and 7-8 looked top notch. The first thing I noticed...PASTIES. Really? REALLY!?!? I was soooo pissed. $20 to get in, and they have pasties on. Lovely. Well I tried to make the best of it since I was already in. Here is what happened in the next 3 hours and 45 minutes I was there. I watched at least 10 guys get kicked out for being stupid, saw a dancer get escorted out kicking and screaming, saw a dancer throw up all over herself and the bar, watched another dancer throw a tantrum because she lost her purse with all the money she had made that night (very unprofessional in front of everybody..and it went on...and on...and on), overheard a dancer at the bar talking loudly and with lots of profanity about how much she hated working there, and that she couldn't believe how the customers treated her like a piece of meat, saw some awful passionless dancers on the stage (with pasties), I sat in different areas of the place throughout the night and was never approached once by a dancer in 3 hours and 45 minutes, I had $500 on me for private dances but no dancer seemed interested in making any money at all, I was well dressed and very approachable - smiled at the dancers as they walked by - but none ever stopped, with a half hour left it was announced no more stage dances...private dances only - so I figured the girls would want to make some money before going home, a few walked around and asked guys for dances and were shot down - but nobody asked me, I left outraged and drove off yelling that I will never go there again. It was a disgrace to the world of adult entertainment.
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