I drive by Cannon Falls a...

I drive by Cannon Falls a few times a year and for some reason stop in to this club at least once a year. I don't know why I do it. I think I've had 4-5 epic boring visits in a row now. This club is boring. This club gouges you like they are in downtown Minneapolis, $8 cover, $4 tiny cup of pop that is probably the equivalent of a shot, ridiculous strip club pricing on booze upstairs...but this damn place is out in the middle of the farm fields! With their operating practices, I honestly don't know how they make it. Maybe enough old timer farmers bring their farm subsidy money in to drop here, I dunno, cuz when I go it seems like the only people in there are old timers who are obviously regulars.

The DJ here seems like a nice guy when he's off the mic, but when he starts talking in the mic he morphs into a unintelligible douchebag. One announcement, that he surprisingly clearly announced and that I particularly loved, was when I was the only guy sitting at the stage and tipping the girls 2-4 bucks a song and he announces that if you sit at the rail, you need to tip. Fuck you shitbrain. The club was boring so as soon as he said that, I got up, looked at him, walked up the stairs and out the door. As I'm going up the stairs he calls out to me, 'hope you enjoyed yourself, come back again'. lol I hope you get a clue dumbfuck.

Girls were not impressive. 6 or 7 on duty. All were girl next door types. None seemed like they wanted to be there. I spent a total of about an hour in the club, enough time to see the almost the entire rotation.