This is my first club review,...

This is my first club review, which I suppose is fitting, since this was my first club experience. I am in my thirties, but I just never went to a strip club before. So I was in NOLA on business, found myself on Bourbon Street on a slow moving Monday evening, and decided to check out one of the clubs. I picked Scarletts from my memory of the adds I had seen in my hotel room directory, and from the generally upscale (and "safe") look of the outside.

There wasn't a bouncer/doorman out front, which helped me decide on this club. There was a girl at the counter just inside the door; but I didn't even see her until I was past her and almost in the main room of the club. She was talking on the phone anyway, so I just walked on into the club. I don't know if there was a cover or not; but I didn't pay one. Again, it was a slow Monday anyway.

Not really knowing what to expect inside, my all of my senses were on high alert, which was a good thing. Otherwise, I'd have had trouble feeling my way around in the dark. Once my eyes adjusted a little, I could see okay; but I remember thinking in the beginning that it wouldn't matter how hot the girls were if it was this dark.