I have to admit that I...

I have to admit that I was pretty pumped up about having a free afternoon in Tampa and I jumped on the chance to visit the world famous Mons Venus. And I also have to admit I left there rather disappointed.

I arrived there about 12:30 to find the club to be fairly empty. Some of the girls were out front smoking and they scurried inside and stripped off their tops to greet me. There were two other customers and about six dancers, all in the 7-9 range. Some were topless, some wore bikinis. One of the dancers closed the velvet rope near the door prohibiting my entry until the cashier came back to hit me with a $20 cover charge (no wonder the place was so empty, as the other clubs on Dale Mabry boasted no cover charge on their marquees.) But this was the Mons Venus so I paid it and eagerly went in.

One of the girls outside smoking sat me down and filled me on the dance specials: $20-30 each, but most girls would do three for $60. All of the dances are in the wide open areas ringing the club. I sat and waited as one girl after another approached and asked if I wanted a dance. None offered to sit and chit chat, nor did they have any kind of creative pitch to lure me in. I eventually agreed to enjoy the three for $60 with my original hostess. I'm not sure if it was the wide open spaces, all of the other visual stimulation in the club, or her "going through her motions," but it was simply boring. The dance had lots of friction, but I wasn't allowed to touch any areas that would ordinarily be covered with her bikini. She was hot enough and nice enough, and she really rubbed me good with her ass and leg, but the dance did nothing for me. The other guys seemed to be geeting the exact same LD from the other girls as well.