I arrived at the airport too...

I arrived at the airport too early and decided that I would rather sit around and swill Coca-Cola than sit in the presence of 1500 teenagers and an equal number of babes in arms to toddlers who had all been traveling too long and had a full array of implicit and explicit threats to pitch a fit if I don’t get what I want right now. So I called over to Centerfold to learn that their shuttle service didn’t start until 4 o’clock. So I grabbed a cab and got there as the dancing was just getting rolling. Fantasy achieved the busty thirtysomething dancer named Stephanie looked down at me smiled and winked and said, “I’m your bartender, I’ll be with you in just a minute.” By the end of her sent a couple of new arrivals ready to take charge of the stage. I arrived at the airport too early and decided that I would rather sit around and swill Coca-Cola than sit in the presence of 1500 teenagers and an equal number of babes in arms to toddlers who had all been traveling too long and had a full array of implicit and explicit threats to pitch a fit if I don’t get what I want right now. So I called over to Centerfold to learn that their shuttle service didn’t start until 4 o’clock. So I grabbed a cab and got there as the dancing was just getting rolling. Fantasy achieved the busty thirtysomething dancer named Stephanie looked down at me smiled and winked and said, “I’m your bartender, I’ll be with you in just a minute.” By the end of her sent a couple of new arrivals ready to take charge of the stage. Soon there were 6-8 dancers, who embodied the choice every American boy wants: tall & thin, busty real or busty implanted (take your choice), short curvy and my personal favorite on this late afternoon was pencil thin don’t let her turned sideways or she’ll disappear Kitty. Well to be honest, this tall thin leggy 22-year-old [”I swear Your Honor she told me she was 22”] was simply charming. Her Coco Chanel inspired dark chocolate bangs gave her an air of Buckeye state sophistication. I won that that girl in my lap so badly, but she was the spit & image of a dear friend’s 15 -year-old daughter. I just couldn’t do it. Even in the privacy of the tiny background where a little bit of illegal mutual touching were hinted at. About every 45 minutes they called a two-for-one special, two songs for 40 instead of one for 35. I'll hobbled back into the airport convenient centerfolds again. Soon there were 6-8 dancers, who embodied the choice every American boy wants: tall & thin, busty real or busty implanted (take your choice), short curvy and my personal favorite on this late afternoon was pencil thin don’t let her turned sideways or she’ll disappear Kitty. Well to be honest, this tall thin leggy 22-year-old [”I swear Your Honor she told me she was 22”] was simply charming. Her Coco Chanel inspired dark chocolate bangs gave her an air of Buckeye state sophistication. I won that that girl in my lap so badly, but she was the spit & image of a dear friend’s 15 -year-old daughter. I just couldn’t do it. Even in the privacy of the tiny background where a little bit of illegal mutual touching were hinted at. About every 45 minutes they called a two-for-one special, two songs for 40 instead of one for 35. All hobbled back into the airport convenient Centerfold Club again.