Masters is a big, bright, clubby...

Masters is a big, bright, clubby establishment with lots of square footage and plenty of dancers and customers to occupy the space, at least on a friday night, which is when I stopped in. It's an industrial-scale operation, with a large main stage and several levels and areas/rooms for seating, and at least two bars. The scale and energy level is impressive, but doesn't match some of the larger clubs that I've been to in Vegas, for example.

I spent most of the night sitting at one of the bars, watching the stage and talking to drunk golfers and the occasional dancer who would stop and hit me up for dances. I later relocated to a table and was offered a $10 table dance by a young, petite, blonde shot-girl with a hot body and a so-so face. It was getting late, so I went for it. Long story short, the table dance was great, we moved onto the couch room and that was even better, and then she sold me on the VIP and that was unfortunately an outright scam. Other than to enumerate the numerous lies employed to sell the VIP, I'll just say it was the most blatant rip-off I've ever run across, even in a strip club. Here's a hint, if a dancer starts by telling you the rooms are private and the bouncers won't be checking on you, run away with your money or lose it forever.