LnL...a time try a local dive...

LnL...a time try a local dive revered amongst many. My impressions pretty much substantiated all of its reputation.

Small and dingy inside but relatively clean around 6:30p. Luckily missed cover at 7p (had a coupon just in case). Only a few girls on staff and I can't necessarily say visually appealing. Several black and several white chicks of assorted sizes and shapes.

Passed on the first invitation but then the second one seemed more determined. She sat down with me, introduced herself, gave me the obligatory stripper compliments about how sexy I was and how she could make me and her happy with some company. Despite the slow country drawl, crooked teeth, and undersized boobs in relation to tummy I was entranced by the epileptic strobe lights and thumping music. But this girl was also a student of the game and offered me a money-back guarantee for a lap dance. Being that the place was relatively empty (4-7 other patrons) I accepted her kind offer because what did I have to lose? And did I mention the "general seating" lap dance is only $5 so at worse I wasn't vulnerable to getting my pockets emptied (especially in light of my more substantial donation to UC during the week prior - note, read other review).