Wow! But not in a...

Wow! But not in a good way.

It was 90+ degrees outside, and traffic was crawling around 3:00pm on Thursday. As any normal red blooded American male will attest, under those conditions it is required to make a trip to the nearest club and wait for the traffic thin out. (I probably would have had a better time in the traffic)

The club itself is very nice and extremely clean, but that is where the good review ends. Deja Vu used to have the saying of 100's of beautiful girls and only 3 ugly ones. Well it was just my luck that the 3 ugly ones happened to be the only ones working this afternoon. I chose a seat at the main stage rail and settled in to view the dancer rotation. First girl up was heavyset and covered in tattoos with a plethora of piercings. She was not my type at all, but I tipped her a few dollars during her routine. Next girl up was a blond who was very heavy set with a very small natural chest. And even from my distance at the rail, I could smell her body odor and was not at all interested. Then came girl number three. This one a sandy blond with a decent looking body comparatively. As she started her dance on stage she came near me and asked where my tip money was. I replied it was in my pocket. She then proceeded to slap the counter/stage and explain to me while in the middle of her "stage routine" that she did not do this for free and I needed to get my money out and give it to her. At first I thought she was kidding, but the look on her face was dead serious. I was so put off by this attitude, that I just reclined in my chair and decided to sip my overly priced drink and wait for the next dancer. As the dancer finished her set of two songs, and was gathering her things, she passed by me and commented that I was nothing but a "cheap bastard." (Dancers name I believe to be Natasha)