Well, maybe it was a bad...

Well, maybe it was a bad night (it certainly was for me, although the club may have better ones), but this place was overall a big "eh." Got there around 8 pm, 5 dancers on, one was a 7, others in 4-6 range. Four customers total. Prices on beer ($3.50 if I remember correctly) were good enough. Stages dances (lasting 2 songs) started off in bikini, became nude at end of the first song. In any event, I was not here to look at dancers on stage, but to get worked over. First dancer, early 30s, not bad looking, brought me in back to where there were couches with dividers, and I got the $30 dance (nude) as opposed to the $20 topless dance. Dance was OK, not very erotic, but when she sat on my lap facing me, she started queefing (I think intentionally, but who knows), and the rotten vag aroma killed whatever boner I had. Next, I took the worst looking dancer back there, figuring she might try harder (wrong), and this time saving myself $10 with the topless dance, but she was worse than awful, dancing as if possessed by a mentally infirm demon, not to mention talking about her kid the whole time. So, overall, a boner-free evening, but at least here's a decent gyro shop next door.