PaperMoon Springfield
6315 Amherst Ave Springfield, VA 22150

The quality of dancers has changed...

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chumchum
Aug 15, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

The quality of dancers has changed dramatically since the last time I wrote a review of this place (about 1 year ago.) I was shocked to see, on Saturday night, not one girl that was just plain old sexy. I admit that it has been a good while In between my last two visits, but the drop off in quality is remarkable. Of all the girls they had, there was only one stripper that was cute.

The place was rife with ugly faces and fatties. I did not see any WOCs, with a possible Latina/or half Asian dancer. Nearly all the strippers had a shitty attitude too. One girl stood behind me for a moment or two, which kind of creeped me out. My friend, who was listening to me, motioned to her so I stopped and acknowledge her presence. She was dressing in some Extra Large $10 lingerie set. Even with a cheap corset-like outfit, you could still see she was very much overweight. And even with this outfit, I still did not quite believe she working there lol. This used to be a place where you could easily see 9 girls that were knockouts. Yet, much to my surprise, she was not a girlfriend of a patron, but a hired stripper! As I quickly began to realize this I knew that I was not, nor would I ever, even if it was free, get a dance from this cow. But I still let her say her piece. I am not a complete jerk lol. Her sell was weak, and I found her reaction to my rejection ridiculous. She is fat, ugly, and somehow in her highly inflated ego, she thinks I would PAY for her to dance. But I would seriously consider giving her $2 if she would evade my field of vision for the rest of the night.

The bartender from my previous visits is still working there, and she is one cool chick. Due to the lack of sex appeal on the floor, I spent about half my time lookin at her. The waitresses were mostly attractive, wearing purple corsets with a garter belt and fishnet stockings, the same uniforms I remember from previous visits. I did notice a more welcoming and hotter hostess this time.

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