Most strip clubs are near something....

Most strip clubs are near something. A freeway or major road. The airport. Not the Sands. You don't drive by it on your way somewhere else and pop in. Enter from the rear. No joke. Pay $10 for a cola, no cover. Nobody on stage. Ever. One customer sitting at a table watching the empty stage at 5pm, a dancer texting at the bar and the manager and bartender (soda-slinger) chatting. Where is everybody?

In the VIP room. While the front is empty, 7 dancers and customers are in the VIP room. One big room, all bench seating against the wall, so no privacy. The manager pops in at the beginning of most songs, though she doesn't interfere. Not even when the dancer accidentally slips out of her costume onto you. Dancers say no cameras in VIP. Dances are expensive by Seattle standards. $40 plus options. But longer dances than at other clubs.

Action is in VIP. Any action. Wait for a 10 in the main area. Don't buy her a drink. Offer a $40 warm-up and a more expensive main dance. You can get whatever you want for a price if she knows you.