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Remodeling has begun! Yes sirreee. Perhaps...

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madbadbyron
Mar 19, 2005, 7:03 AM
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Remodeling has begun! Yes sirreee. Perhaps they've taken note of all my constructive critiques afterall. Appearantly they will be adding champagne rooms, etc. Thanks goodness. The clientel and dancers have been pleading and pleading. Plus other than upping their revenues, dare I say that they'll be upping the right client's opportunities?(wink wink, nudge nudge, now what I mean-know what I mean?).

I've been going to The GoldClub like a freak lately. Usually I go one night, savor it through a review. But 5 nights in a row? I can't keep up with myself. There are quite a few new dancers in house these days. I can hardly keep up with them. "Snow White" is a pretty blonde from Texas but whose attention span is as short as a 4th world country. Bored me to yawns and lied to me to but there you go. Who'da thunk? "Raquel" is a new favorite. She's probably in her 50's but with a stellar body and very soccer mommish. I mean she totally looks like your rich friend's mom that you thought was hot. Its funny, but she has the persona of that to a T but strips for a living. I mean she lives in the suburbs too. One could easily see her in an apron and not much else with a pan of steaming hot muffins. Hot muff anyone? Me! Me! Me! Very Playboy look although could stand to maintain her face a wee bit better. Just a peel or two and she wouldn't look as haggard. But I like women with lived feel so that's my thing and maybe not yours. She's hot. "Ruby" is still killing them with her thing. "Ryan" is still lazy Southern hot. She always makes you feel like you're sitting on a porch with lemonade. Only difference is that she's near nekked and wearing patent leather boots up to her labias. There's some other girl there whom is blonde, always wearing kind of a druid cloak and stands around sizing the crowds up. I told her she's the druid amongst the dreadful and she laughed. Kind of a mystic with big tits and a tight ass really. Freaking hot fellas. Don't know her name but you'll know her by her Lord of The Rings look. Monica "see my tattoo on my back" is still the little blond lass of the place. She's got such a tight bod but not much brains. Claims she wants a "knight in shining armor" to come rescue her from her wayward ways. Fair warning knights---claims that her life's ambition is to be a housewife. I would almost buy it but it smells like "I'm high maintenance and believe me you'll know it in a year all too well." Hey, but I've learned that some guys want the abuse so go for it idiots. I can't really think of much else to say less Calvin is still there playing bodyguard and bringing him a fine cigar is favortism in the bank. He's the big smiley black guy with the noble laugh.

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