This is gunna be a diff...

This is gunna be a diff tipe of review. I've been livin in cola for a few months now and have been to pp, hb and wt several times. I've gotten to kno the bitches, waitstaff....etc pretty well.

There seems to be a lot of hype about this place but the simple truth is coming frm detroit, nyc, ri, lv and most recently florida none of these clubs come close to comparing to the qual of the dancers and fun factor found in many other cities. I only mention this b/c I read that so many ppl say this is one of the best clubs in the region. Anyone whos can see thru the bs knows exactly what i am sayin. The ones so lovin this place are dirty old pl perverts who find comfort in skankass trailor park hoes. Ill give a shout out to the bitches here cuz they are professional hustlers and make a dumb ass pl loser fall in luv. Note to all pls: if the bitch is gvg u her number, sendin u txts: wat r u doin? I miss u, I hate my bf, my life sux, blahblahblah....u r bein hustled. Hv fun with these bitches but do not be their friend and most def do not let ur pl ass fall in luv with them! And nvr trust them with anything, especially information cuz they cannot keep their cig staind cockholsters shut.

I say all this cuz I usually don't gv a sh!t bout anyone but on thurs this pl that was sittin near me and we were talkin. He was in his uppr 40's. He was sayin how he was seeing this 20 somethin y/o dancer for some time. He said he had a policy not to date strippers but this girl was diff and actually luvd him. He insisted on showin me txt to prv his point. If I didn't kno bettter, it was cinvincing. He went on to say that the bitch and he will soon be together as a cpl. Over the past yr he sold most of his investments including his kids college fund to help support this stripper bitch. After a while she came over to him and was sqirming when she saw me cuz I kno the bitch thru mutual friends. I obviously knew the dancer better than he did b/c this bitch is an addict and is orbiting a handful of pls and this pl has no clue and has been sellin his shit for her. Wow! Don't let this be you!