So after hearing about this place...

So after hearing about this place for so long I figure let's give it a shot. To say I was disappointed is an understatement. After all the hype about this place was built up for a place that didn't look like a strip club at all (no neon sign or even a sign at all telling you this is the place) I drove to the Ballpark Tavern and actually drove right past it. See their is NO SIGN telling you this is the place. Once I got it all sorted out I entered and was knocked for a loop at how SMALL this place is. Holy crap it is a tiny ass bar. It has plenty of seating and the required video poker machine where the dancers all live at, your pool table and the bathroom which had a decent sized puddle for you to slosh about in.

The girls were so so none of them really had the look of enjoyment while they were there. They all came around for a dollar parade once off the stage on the inside of the bar, THEN came around for a second trip. This wouldn't be so bad if they had actually put on a show but one girl actually chatted on her cellphone for her time on stage and expected me to tip her for effort.

Couch dance room is very dark and somewhat private and the girls really push for them. Make sure you get a good price before going in and don't leave it so vague. You will do yourself a great deal of happiness if you negotiate what to expect once in the couch dance room.