As a neophyte to topless bars...

As a neophyte to topless bars and strip clubs,despite my 56 years,this was my first visit to a full nude club. The 6 dancers were all beautiful, but one clearly stands out as the sexiest woman alive. Her name is Candi and she is more mature than most dancers, though her body still looks like someone in their twenties (I will remain a gentleman and not reveal her true age). My three reasons for dubbing her the sexiest woman alive are as follows: First, her incredible good looks: second, her outstanding dancing ability (she really dances like someone from the Broadway stage);third, she is one of the few dancers who removes their bottom first on stage, so that she is bottomless (which I think is even sexier than full nude) for the first dance and fully nude for the second. In my mind, the only more perfect pose would be if she could remove her shoes (house rules prevent it) during the first dance, as I believe there is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman totally nude from the waist down. Candi is a 10+ in every way. Lap dances are very reasonable at $15 each, though lap dances are topless only and you are extremely limited in where you can touch the dancer and you can not kiss them at all except a passing goodbye on the face (but not lips) or hand. That is a difficult rule to follow, as watching Candi dance makes me want to kiss every inch of her absolutely beautiful body. A lap dance with Candi is like a "Lay's Potato Chip" - you really can't stop with one. Had I not run out of money after two lap dances with Candi. I would have stayed until her shift ended (which is generally 2 PM to 8 PM every day but Thursday (she works double shifts on Friday and Saturday). If a lap dance with Candi doesn't thrill and excite you, you should probably be home watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Candi is a married woman, so one can only dream about how lucky it would be to be her husband.