OK... the negatives first... ...

OK... the negatives first... the topless laps in the open room are a kick in the pants, but that's about it. I admit, I am a little spoiled. But this place, and all three or four clubs I've been to in Austin, (XTC, Landing Strip, Palazio, and Yellow Rose), seem to have a policy - "no excessive grinding"... WTF. IT's a lap dance. But hovering and teasing and a grind at just the right time to get you to buy another dance are all you get. Unfortunately for your wallet, they are really good at just that... teasing money out of you. I have been to clubs where a generous dancer can do nothing illegal yet have you satisfied, totally, in just two dances... $40. Here, you're going to lose $100 and get no satisfaction, really. OK, i may have just been conned by the wrong dancers, but I'm pretty sure about 80% of the dancers work this way.

The positives, really hot girls, nice specials with drinks... food isn't bad. In my home state, you can't get food... and no alcohol. So... the girls concentrate on getting return customers. No excessive revenue for the clubs from alcohol so all and all the girls work harder, but it's not as fun to hang out.

Tasia (not sure of the spelling) is a 5'11" rockin black girl who will charm the fuck (money) out of you, but it's almost worth it. I had dinner with her - four dances (with no satisfaction) ... only now am I realizing I was under her spell. Witchcraft.. yeah, that's whats going on in Texas.

And a very short Vietnamese girl whose name I forget is also a charmer - she's 23. She'll grind a little more than Tasia.. but then, it's easier for her as she's so small.