I've never gone to a COI...

I've never gone to a COI club but have always wanted to, I just never find the time to come up from OC but today I had business just down the street so I thought I would try it out. I got there right when they opened at noon (didn't plan that just an accident) and I was surprised there were about 4 or 5 dancers already there. First off I got in for free (coupon) but there is a $10 entertainment fee however drinks are free so you really can't beat that.

Right off the bat a girl came over and started chatting me up the waitress tried the by the dancer a drink thing but I said no and she disappeared. I decided to get a couple of topless dances with her so we went into the back. They do something here I have never seen before, each private dance area has an automated machine, the dancer scans her id then you feed the machine with how much money you want to spend so in this case 2 dances for $20. The machine then counts down on time (not songs) left. The dance was very high mileage and nice, I stopped after 2 to go out and see what other dancers were available.

When I went back out I was surprised again how many more dancers there were and how many customers had shown up. I was sitting for more than a few minutes before another dance came up to me, I figured what the heck and went back for a couple with her. It was basically the same routine. After her I went back out and the first dancer came up to me for a 3 for $20 topless. Basically the machines just give you extra time so we did that then I upgraded to the 30 minute VIP for $100. She actually had trouble finding an available VIP "room" and they have a LOT of VIP rooms, again I was shocked how many dancers and customers were around less than an hour since opening.