I want to say that I...

I want to say that I was disappointed, but truth be told I went in with very low expectations - this is Umatilla after all. The club itself is pretty nice, and the staff that I talked to were very helpful and fun to talk too, but the security dude that hovered over the private dance area was starting to get on my nerves.

As for the girls, well if you like thicker gals this place is pretty decent, but I like the skinny chicks, so there was only one dancing that I really liked. Don't get me wrong, they were all pretty decent, just a bit better fleshed than I wanted. They each did a couple songs on stage, standard stuff, but they never went fully nude so finally caught my skinny gal and asked for a private dance. Dance was good except that it never got full nude either, so after a couple songs I gave up and went back to the hotel to finish my stay.