I was driving south from New...

I was driving south from New York and had 4.5 Hrs to my destination, I was curious about the Penthouse club and decided to make it my rest stop as it was exactly midway. So, I took $200 cash to see how far it would take me. I pulled up around midnight, the club took almost the whole block on one of those industrial park streets, kind of out of the way, but it stuck out with lights and big billboard with shiny letters. It was like pulling up to a vegas casino. I decided to use the valet parking ($6.00), you can also park along the curb for free.

I walked up the red carpet with red velvet ropes upto glue glass shimmering door, along the walls as you walked up ( about 30 feet) were flat screen tv's playing ads about the club and olympics. The red carpet ended at a large front desk with a well dressed good looking girl. Tonight the cover charge was ($20). I walked into a huge room that had stage that looked like a fashion show runway, with all kind of neon lights. The girls entered the runway by walking down a winding staircase from the second floor. There were gold chairs at the stage and loveset type couches along the walls a step higher and then another short stairs led to more tables and booths. All in all this is a posh, high class place.

There were three girls on stage all nude in various poses. The lights accented every body part and if you sit close to the stage you can get your heart content of pussy and tits. Tonight there were at least three bachelor parties going. I found a seat at the bar and took in the scene. After awhile I inquired one of the guys all dressed up in a vest an tie with ear phones (i guess they were security/ushers) about the loveseat couches with reserved placards on the table. He said it is for people who would like wine and table service and have girls sit with them. He said for a $20 he would set me up. I said sure, so I bought a miller lite bottle beer ($7.50) and followed him. I sat down with a very good view of the stage in the middle. Time 12:20 am, spent $53.50 and still had to talk to a girl and feel some smooth skin. Also, I think the policy of the club is that it became a topless sc after midnight, because all the dancers kept their bottoms on in subsequent dances.

I give most of the girls a 7 with one or two 9. All of them were skinny with tight butts. I know many like thier girls that way but I like mine curvy with big tits. Overall, you could find the same girls at other less cheaper decent strip clubs. So, I started to watch the show. There were two bikes with lights that dropped from about 20 feet from the ceiling and two girls climbed on each and was lifted back up while they rubbed and danced on these bikes. Then there was a bachelor who was pulled on stage stripped to his boxers and then four gorgeous girls attacked him. One just grinded on his face, another on his crotch and the others rubbed all over him, the climax (no pun intended) came when one of the girls climbed the pole about 18 foot high and the others dragged the poor bachelor underneath her, at the count of four from the audience she dropped, slide down the pole right onto his crotch.

Time 12:45 am - just as I was deciding to leave, Ricci a cute average looking brunette with a tight body sat next to me and started a conversation. She wanted to know if I would like a private dance. 3 for $100.00. I did not bother to negotiate because of two reasons. One I needed to leave in 15 min for my 2 hour drive home and I didn't want to taint the dance by trying to negotiate. Ricci said they had VIP rooms for $300 that she would not recommend. The private cubicles were upstairs very posh and comfortable with velvet curtains. She stripped down to her panties (left them on) and started to grind on me and kind of let me touch her. She negotiated another ($30) from me to take her panties off. I was very unimpressed by her dance and she went through the same three moves disinterested. By now she had me pegged for a sucker and started to upsell me the VIP room which she said she did not recommend earlier. I didn't say anything. She also started dancing halfway into the first song and by the end of the 3rd song wanted know if she need to go on and I said no...she then asked me about the VIP and I said Yes. Time 1:00am Spent: $183.50. All excited she took me to the desk in front of the VIP room. As I got there I told her I need to use the restrooms and excused myself, I went to the posh bathroom, deposited some crap tipped the attendant $1.00 for the paper towel he so artfully handed me and left the place after tipping the valet $3:00. Time: 1:07 am Spent: $187.50. Was it worth my money - NO; Will I go there again - Perhaps if I am invited to bachelor party; Overall you are paying for the name and the show, if you need some action you probably can get it if you pay the right price, but stick to a local sc if you are on a budget, your mileage will be much higher at the local ones than here.