When the door of this club...

When the door of this club opened, I was hit with the deafening thump of thug music and a distinct odor of perfume of pussy sweat. I was immediately excited. Around the room - at 5 p.m. mind you - about 20 bootylicous babes were shaking it and struting around like pleasing men was their life's purpose. The downside is that table dances are, for the most part, non contact. The upside is that the dances are only $5. I did get one really excellent, high contact and sensous dance while sitting on a bar stool, I guess because the girl doesn't have to bend over. The real reason I plan to go back to this club as soon as I have some disposable cash is the VIP room. It was one hell of a value. It's $25 to get in and $10 per song. I went with an extraordinary, super fly babe named Lena. She seemed to have no limits, and even better, when I thought we had done about four songs, she said it was only one. Usually it's the other way around. I've got to see her again. Another plus, dancers on stage pour oil on their asses, which looks really nice.

My biggest complaint is that the loveseat in the VIP needed to go to a Dumpster about 2,000 lap dances ago. If the house gets $25 a throw, you would think they could afford to visit Rhodes now and then. Oh, and one other thing, $4.75 beers are a tad pricey for a club that seems to aim for a blue collar clientele.