This place used to be great....

This place used to be great. That is until it went through a name change and a new ownership. You used to get a LOT of mileage for your money the girls were incredibly attractive and really wanted your attention. From the moment you set foot in the door they would fawn over you like you were the last man on earth. That is no longer the case. The parking lot security is non-existent, so park close to the doors if you go and book it for the entrance. Try to look like you belong, but move quick, there is a lot of wooded area around this club for people to hide in (and they do) Once in I was greeted by a really lovely girl who took the cover and offered a riddle discount. If you answer the riddle properly you get 3 bucks off the cover. It was a fun way of breaking the ice through the door and got my hopes up for what was to come,that and I answered correctly.

The layout of the club is not private friendly at all anymore. After getting a very nice stagedance I asked the dancer (her name escapes me but she had short red hair and a spinner body you would not believe. Lets call her Red) about privates. She said one song was 20.00 for a lapdance, and 35 for a bed dance, remeber previous bed dances I said yes to option B and away we went. This is where it all went wrong. The beds are located past the chairs for lapdances. These are hidden behind a wall, which much to my discomfort ment walking through the chair dances of 4 other guys, with about a foot of space between me, them and the girl. Awkaward doesnt begin to cover it. Then in order to get into the bed area the girls need permission from the floor manager, but he was nowhere to be found, so she stand on this elevated platform and starts yelling across the entire room for the manager to come over and let her in. Drawing more unwanted attention, and really taking the mood out of it for me.

Once we finally got into the room the beds were lined up right next to eachother and there was another guy within 2 feet of me with the most bored look on his face. He actually looked at me and made the "run now while you can face" I ignored him and proceeded with the "dance". But what had been an incredible stange dance turned into the most indiffernt bed dance I have ever experianced. She sat on top of me and just bounced. And not a sexy fun bounce but a trampoline "do I really have to do this" bounce. I have never been so sore or bored during a private in my life. She actually yawned openly while doing it. After starting mid song, she said she was done and got up. I quickly bolted across the street to the competition, and vowed to NEVER go back. In short, this place is a waste of time, money, and will leave you feeling bored.