Was in atlanta on business and...

Was in atlanta on business and decided to venture out for the night. Of all the clubs in atlanta, I chose to go to this one...and it was lackluster to say it nicely.

Arrived around 9:30pm and pulled into the parking lot. There were about 10 cars and the parking lot is small. When I pulled, all the parking spaces were closed off by orange cones. I pulled to the front of the building (which is less than 40 ft from the road) to turn around when a parking attendant came from behind a car to tell me that it was 3 dollars to valet park, lol? I asked him if he was serious and he said yes, and people normally tip more to have their car parked up front. I looked around and laughed, and said Ill just take the normal parking, and he proceeded to get in the car, back up, and move less than 5 feet and park...

When I got in, the place was dead, with 4 people in the entire place and all the dancers huddled around the bar talking with each other. I sat down, ordered a beer (5 bucks which is on bar for atl) and looked around. There was about a 50/50 mix of white and black girls. I had had two beers before any girl would approach me. I was a little over dressed for the atmotsphere wearing slacks and a button down shirt and it surprised me that it took so long for someone to approach me. This girl was super aggressive and I wasnt attracted to her in the slightest. I excused myself from her and went to the bathroom where an old man smoking a pipe followed me into the bathroom and watched me piss. He turned out to be the bathroom attendant and it was super awkward to say the least. He cleared his throat as if to say "tip me" when all he did was pull some paper towels out of the dispenser and hand them to me...great job guy, and blew his pipe smoke all around me.