Of all the strip clubs in...

Of all the strip clubs in Portland (and there are lots to check out), this one has the feel of walking into a Nevada brothel since it is in a very weird, industrial location. The strippers are quite hot and the bar maids are often topless. Drinks are typical; I did not eat any food here. However, the private dance menu should be called Casa de Rip Off. They charge $40 for one dance; $100 for three. Somehow I got suckered into the $100 option. Okay, the stripper was a hot blonde, but the show was your typical friction dances with no touching allowed. I have gotten far hotter dances at the Heat and Exotica clubs. Those girls will often give you specials (buy three, get the fourth for free) and if those girls remember you from before they will make sure you finish off in your jeans. I will not be going back to Casa de Rip Off.