After staying away from Brad’s for...

After staying away from Brad’s for over six months, I decided to give it another go on a Tuesday night. It was probably the most dead I have ever seen this club: maybe only a third to half full. In the past, it was always crowded to the point where you might end up standing. The music was rock, pop, hip hop, and even some country, which I thought was a poor genre to be playing in this environment. The dancers get to pick their song, so naturally some eclectic stuff gets played that doesn’t jive well with a strip club. A bottle of beer was costing me $4.75 and a tall aluminum bottle was $5.75. The best deal is pitchers of draft beer that run around $11.50 or $12, which is more ideal for a party of two or more. The thug factor was way down from my last visit, but there still were one or two in the audience with the trademark XXXL white t-shirts.

There were about forty dancers working by about 10pm. A couple were not at all desirable. Some were very attractive, with a couple ladies in the 9-10 range. Many fell in that gray area of "I might want to fuck her after a few cocktails". I hit the stage and tipped about ten ladies fairly generously and told a few to find me. None came to me after their stage set was over, which is common treatment here. They would spend time with their regulars. I guess a free drink and a back rub from a morbidly obese guy is preferred to working a new lead. Eventually, one of the 8’s I tipped came and found me, probably after her reg left. I took her back for some lap dances and VIP time. Both the lap area and VIP room were sparsely used all night. For all of the girls locked down in the club, few were banking. The dancer, whom I will not name, was into me and kissed me a few times. She hinted that she could be available outside the club after feeling my erect member and seeing my bankroll.

I tried the food here after a bad experience in the past. I hadn’t eaten in about eight hours and thought: “I couldn’t get sick here twice, right?” (About a year ago, I had a burger at Brad’s that gave me diarrhea within two hours.) I had an appetizer, and it did not agree with my bowel: two for two. Do not eat at this club. Yes, there are some strip clubs in Indy that have great food, but Brad’s Brass Flamingo is not one of them.