I went to school up in...

I went to school up in Buffalo and came back for a weekend. A buddy and I decided to get into a little trouble while I was up there. The place is a bit of a dive, but it's near the University so there's a younger crowd. They had a cigar bar before New York State outlawed smoking in bars so they got grandfathered in. Great if you want a drink and a smoke but literally every single girl when she comes to your table asks if she can light up and you don't want to look like a dick and say no, so keep that in mind.

We were there on a Thursday night and it was beyond slow. We walked in at about 10:30 and there were about 15 dancers but less than 20 patrons, so we got a lot of attention. We were there about 2 minutes before a couple of girls came over sat down and started talking to us. They sat and talked for at least ten minutes before a private dance was even brought up. All the girls seemed happy with the management and it was a chill place. The sell bottles of beer in bucket (5 for $20!# and you can share them with the girls no problem #so none of that expensive "buy me a drink b.S.)

All in a great time. My buddy and I spent less than $200 between us and got seven $22 lap dances. Zero supervision in the lapdance room so there was a lot of touching and light kissing and very heavy grinding ("touch anything but the c__ter" one of the girls said).