The Men's Club is on a...

The Men's Club is on a service road parallel to I440, easy to access. While valet parking is not mandatory, you should use it because the non-valet parking is in a shady area. The club itself is large and upscale, with a well-oiled professional feel to it. Be aware that you are expected to tip the receptionist, the waitress, the restroom attendant, etc ($1 will do). Also, supposedly there is a dress code: collared shirt (tucked in), no jeans, no sneakers; I don't think it is strictly enforced, though.

The freely available mouthwash and mints in the restroom are a nice touch (and a life saver). I got a nice neck/shoulder massage ($10, lasts a song) from one of the girls circulating with a notepad (you have to sign your name, probably a liability waiver thing). Also interesting is the shot girl, who for $5 will pour a shot down your throat while almost french-kissing you.

There is a fairly large selection of dancers, most 8s and upwards in the looks category. They will not leave you alone for long, but I only had one instance of hard selling a lapdance; a firm "not right now, thanks" solved that quickly. Afterwards, I found a lovely young strawberry blonde and stuck with her for the night. Every hour the dancers do a feature where they parade on stage and then scatter around offering two dances for $40. I went instead to the private room (30 min=$300) with my little blonde, with a nice amount of mileage (nothing illegal). Be aware that they thumbprint you and take a copy of your drivers license if you pay by credit card. Overall, a nice experience and I do plan to be back.