Had a delayed flight at Columbus...

Had a delayed flight at Columbus and selected this club due to its proximity to the airport. Was hoping to see some tight shaved snatch, but apparently it is all pasties now. The parking lot was empty at 2:30pm so I thought it was closed. But then saw a dancer enter the building. I went in and there were 2 customers, 1 dancer and 1 bartender. No cover that early and They had buckets of domestics for $10 and I had 30 minutes to kill so I went with that option. Bartender Stephanie was very nice and entertaining (apparently her teenage son's package is much bigger than her husband's). Although they were open, there was no dancer rotation onstage. The one dancer sat at the bar and another was lurking in the locker room for some reason - finally one got onstage and I tipped her $2. She tried to upsell me and indicated that $150 in VIP would get me good mileage, but I had already finished my beer bucket and had to get back to the airport. Too bad because I had plenty of cash and hadn't busted one in 3 days and would have loved to drench her entire face. It was laid back that day and I would repeat especially if good mileage can actually be had for that cheap. We'll see next time.

The bar did reek of cig smoke but the people were cool and vibe was good.