US strip clubs are like churches...

US strip clubs are like churches when compared to the Canadian strip clubs.

Unlike in the US, the dancers don't get tips when on stage. No Canadian dollar bills to tip them with.

I took 2 ladies to the VIP room. I had to pay 20 CAD as a cover for each. I spent 60 CAD on the first for 3 dances. It was her first day at this club and didn't permit me to do much. But she was my type of girl, so no regrets. I then took another girl for 5 dances. We pleasured each other to mutual satisfaction. So YMMV.