I'm inclined to sell this place...

I'm inclined to sell this place short, since I'm not trying to blow up their spot, in more ways than one.

I left here after my first visit with $0... and kept coming back.

As others mentioned, there's a club downstairs (where the d*ck is free), but you want to go upstairs. Go to one of the booths and open the shades for $1, meet the girls and pay them a bit to shake it for you. Go back to the Russian at the register, pick a girl and a time limit, and it's off to the VIP rooms.

You will only find Cherri Bombs if you know where to look; tucked into an industrial park, its only recognizable feature is the mess of passenger vehicles it tends to collect. However, once you're in there, don't be surprised if you don't see another customer during your stay. Before you get to the girls, it feels like a run-of-the-mill porn shop: well lit racks of magazines, no ambient music, a respectfully disinterested attendant. Past the register, however, is something out of a Duke Nukem title: seductively dim lighting, jizz stained booths, and metal mechanized shades you'd think more appropriate for concealing inner-city liquor counter. Once you buy a girl, she'll take you someplace you'd actually care to sit down: a wide leather love seat facing a giant mirror. There's another couch in the room, but don't worry: you guys will be all alone ;-). Except for the creepy Russian who's probably watching on his monitor (Just a guess! And only for safety reasons, surely).

Girls I've met: a tall young black girl of model-esque proportions. Kinda quiet. And since I couldn't get her panties off, I presume she must've been new. And I haven't seen her there again, interestingly. The legendary Kimora, I've seen twice (and you can find pics of her online). No problem getting her panties off. She's the least attractive girl I've "danced" with so far, but that's really mean, since she's still sexy as hell. I just want to make a point that in my experience, they have at least one girl working that's an 8 or a 9 by anyone's standards. That being said, the rest of the shift working with said girl will be an easy "No". So before you leave 'cause you think the scene is beat, ask the Russian if any of the girls are in with another customer at the moment. Finally, there was Missy. Petite, shoulder-length brunette in bare feet and a pink bikini. Her package was so tight, you'd think she was strapped with latex. Gorgeous face, too. Made my face very happy. She will take all your monies.