You don't go to this club...

You don't go to this club to get cheap lap dances from overweight or ugly girls. It's posh, it's expensive and the girls are top class. And yes, it's Zurich. The establishment makes money by selling bottles of champagne that you drink with the girls, the girls make money by going to a VIP corner in an adjacent room and have sex with you behind some kind of curtain, and you have a good time all the way because the girls are not only attractive (and pretty much from all corners of the world but mostly from Eastern Europe) but they're also smart and entertaining. So if you like this formula and if you're willing to spend the dough, the go for it, you won't regret it. I was several times there and always had a good time. I typically spent 500 to 800 Swiss Francs per evening, which includes the champagne and the girl's tip. If you want to get the sex without the champagne I suggest you go to one of the numerous FKK Clubs in Zurich, entrance is around 80 Swiss Francs and the girls cost about the same or a bit more for half an hour. Typically the choice is equally good as in the King's Club.