Alright, so given that I decided...

Alright, so given that I decided to randomly give it a try after (in the daytime) been given a "free pass" for this club, I said, fuck it how bad can it be. Went on the best day of the week, a Friday, so it was pretty packed. To be expected. Though what was really suprising was the entrance guy. He was super nice, being that this was my first time here and I looked pretty lost, he really explained a lot of things to me. So the guy that collects the entry fee, he really makes you feel welcomed there especially if your new. Hell, he even so much as explained what particulars to look out for, who'll give you the best show for your money, given your looks and persona. So that guy, he was a real smooth man, who really made me want to be there for hours to come. The bouncers are alright. They stand guard from afar, but only really seem to jump when there's trouble, but seeing as I wasn't around when trouble was afoot I can't really talk about them. Now the women, oh boy....they were eh. Didn't see a single mama that made you go kookoo for cocoa puffs. Nott to say any of the dancers were ugly, but they just weren't drop dead gorgeous enough to make you stay more than a lap dance. The majority are all implanted and nearly every girl seemed to be European and skinny. Now I like women, but I also like diversity and the worst of the worst is a straight Euro fest. I'm more of a man of big ass and latin skin (as well as chocolate) and there were just so many flat girls and fake tits never sold me so I was quite disappointed. But that's me. They're not pushy in the least though, and the girls that have approaced me and said goodbye are very kind and seem to always want that 7 minute conversation and don't just jump for the lap dance. Then if you're really talking and say you're low on cash and a young guy, they'll rather point you to the door than see you waste your rent money on a lap dance.

Eventually I wounded up taking a Russian (or was she German) cute woman with fake tits and let her air dance me. Got a bit of touch in the mix, even though I tried to prevent myself not to. Didn't do backroom though but was alright. The place itself was kind of obnoxious, though much space between the sitting area and the pole, it was kind of smokey which made it obnoxious. Its a nice place, but between the skinny, the fake breasts and the all euro scene, its something you have to definitely have a thing for. But for all of us you difeintely have to apprieciate the friendliness of the scene even if it's fake