A buddy and I stopped in...

A buddy and I stopped in on our way back from Chicago to Indiana. There were only 2 cars in the parking lot but we decided to go in anyway. We were buzzed in and there stood a guy and one ugly girl. The dude said, "That'll be $4 cover"...I we stood there and looked around a bit. I asked if anything was going on because I know that sometimes some crazy stuff happens in the theater. He just told me that nothing was happening and they had one dancer on duty. I asked him where she was and he pointed at the ugly overweight girl standing beside him. We turned around and left.