I'd never been to Cheetah's on...

I'd never been to Cheetah's on previous trips to Vegas, so checked it out on a Sunday afternoon. Broke my cardinal rule of Vegas strip clubs by taking a cab, so paid a $10 cover (I blame Bud Light and a morning at the pool). I actually had walked in, sat at the bar and order a drink before the bouncer tracked me down and demanded the $10. The cover included 2 free drinks, so I considered it a wash. No sooner had I sat down at the bar, than I had a blonde MILF-type on my lap. Great body, but was literally sat staring into my eyes about 6" away, upselling me to the VIP room. Very sexy, but in a creepy way. Literally had to look away from her to take a sip of my beer. Dances in the back area were $100 for 5 songs (possibly 3, can't remember). Plenty of touching allowed both ways, but nothing I'd consider as "high mileage". Good, but not great. Always to the point to get me to drop another $100. Which I did. Same result. Broke it off to head back to the bar. Sexy or not, at least I still had enough wits about me not to get hustled by this chick. One more beer, have the bouncer call ma cab. Hot young spinner (who I'd seen on stage previously) approaches. Exchanged digits but never made it back there. All in all, not a bad place, would recommend, just choose wisely.