Nice spot to land on a...
Nice spot to land on a hot & humid day in Upland. Arrived just after the lunch rush, so only maybe 3 custies for about 8-9 dancers. Very dark after the bright sun, and air conditioning on high so all the scantily-clad girls clung to my body heat during their pitches. Usual daytime admission $15 and drink $5; pricier than most, but oh so worth it if you understand the game. You often get free passes after a VIP session (ask your "server" when delivering your tip), which is nice. Staff unobtrusive, music loud but not crazy, seats uncomfortable (high leg-dangling booths along walls, low backless stools crammed near a barrier at the stage). But we ain't here for comfortable seating, my friends. Nice selection of girls today; mostly trim & tight like I like them. Long-timers Madelaine (a little plumper but in good places) and Jane (still a rockin' hardbody, great ass and mild case of butterface) and Joey (skinny tatted schoolgirl look, tho far less druggy-acting than in prior days -- actually can be quite funny). Couple of HT vets, Tanya(?) (who looks a little too much like a friend's wife, such that I would find fondling her a bit creepy), Jasmine and a curvy blonde hotty whose name I can't recall and who didn't go on stage. Two or three others. Pretty frequent stage dances given the small crowd (although 2 or 3 railbirds); I appreciate that, as I like to check the merchandise. Eventually went VIP with a surprise NMT max upgrade -- for which I tipped the customary anyways, as it was great and I think such dancer conduct should be encouraged.
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