I've been here 3 times and...

I've been here 3 times and the experience is always the same - it's like deja vu. So I go there after work for a quick beer. I walk in, get patted down (no cover if you go early in the evening) then all the sudden this 40 something year old chick with a busted weave comes out of the shadows like "HEY HANDSOME!". Everytime. And She never remembers me. One time she was eating doritos and breath was disgusting. Anyway she'd grab my hand sit me down in a tucked away booth. She's a chatty idiot, she'll tell you about her kids etc. Anyway her body is decent and she'll give you a VERY hands on experience. I don't know how much we should be disclosing in these reviews being this is my first one, but I'll just say the three times I've been there I'm usually leaving within 20 minutes with a mixed bag of relief, shame, and bewilderment.