I was completely shit faced so...

I was completely shit faced so off to the double deuce. It used to be an entertaining dive, now it's just a sketchy hang out for local thugs. I managed to snag a danced who was probably a 7-8 in looks. I forget her name but she had a punk/goth thing going for her. I was drunk enough to be talked into a double including her blonde friend but to say it was an air dance would be a complement. So the dance quality at double deuce is now a complete joke, the ATM is usually out of money or broken and you're lucky to leave with your life at the end of the night.