Went to this club for the...

Went to this club for the first time recently, since Eden the club down the road closed down. Not much to look at from the outside, just a storefront in a strip mall (not that kind of strip). Admission was free when I walked in about 6:00 pm. This place is dark! Walking in from the bright Florida sunshine and you might think you have gone blind. Sat down at a table and the waitress took my order and brought me a drink right away. 2-4-1 till 8pm. The drink was OK but nothing to write home about. Right away girls started to come up to my table and ask if they can sit with me. Can't be my looks I am a fat ugly old coot - must be the fact I paid for my drink with a $100 bill. Oh well, there are some benefits from going to medical school. Soon a good looking (about a 7) blonde (from a bottle) stopped by she sat and talked to me till the dance special came up. 3-4-$40 not a bad deal when dances are $25 each. We did the special and boy did she try to make it special. She took my hands and ran them all over her body, by the third song I was remembering things from my GYN class in med school. Stayed a couple of hours had some more drinks and another dance special. If this is what the dance specials are like the VIP room would probably kill and old doc like me. All in all a fun way to pass a couple of hours in my golden years. This place may not look like much but you sure get a lot if you get a dance. I'll be back next time I am in town.